so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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