Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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