Only a mothe r could love this liver
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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