How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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