Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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