I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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