Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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