I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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