My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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