Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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