Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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