Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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