So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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