So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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