You work out of a Hotel?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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