ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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