Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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