That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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