That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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