oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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