So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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