so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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