ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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