I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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