its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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