She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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