You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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