I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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