Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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