your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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