4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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