you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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