We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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