well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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