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• (213): View more from California

  What happened to our ballroom dancing plans

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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• (281): View more from Texas

  so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt

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