so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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