Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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