At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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