Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
His hands were made for my vagina.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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