Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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