Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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