I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize