this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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