Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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