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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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