I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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