Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
it hurts more in the daytime
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
