that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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