I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.