Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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