If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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