check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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