I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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