As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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