so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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